This section contains articles contributed by visitors and myself.

1. A small story contributed by a friend.

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What’s the difference, when I narrate a story n a train-vender 'tells' it- simple!! People listen to him, not me. The reason- strategy. May be, an innovative strategy can crack the wall for u which previously stood before u so high !! So, think twice, make the thing in ur own way n let it go. n here is a  perfect example for it. Njoy.
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One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet and a sign that read: "I am blind, please help".
 
A creative publicist was walking by him and stopped to observe he only had a few coins in his hat, he dropped a few more coins in his hat and without asking for is permission took the sign, turned it around, and wrote another announcement.
 
He placed the sign by his feet and left. That afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had re-written his sign and he wanted to know what did he write on it?
 
The publicist responded: "Nothing that was not true, I just rewrote your sign differently". He smiled and went on his way.
 
The blind man never knew but his new sign read :
 
"TODAY IS SPRING AND I CANNOT SEE IT".
 
Change your strategy when something does not go your way and you'll see it will probably be for the best.  Have faith that every change is best for our lives.

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2. Another story about installing Husbands.

THIS IS AN EXCERPT FROM THE LETTERS EXCHANGED BETWEEN A LADY AND TECHNICAL SUPPORT HELPLINE
 
Installing Husband

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower
and jewellry applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I
do?

Desperate


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[REPLY]

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
install Tears 6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and
Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create Loud noises ( WAV files) and does not get deleted.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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3. Another story about Installing Wife's.

THIS IS AN EXCERPT FROM THE LETTERS EXCHANGED BETWEEN A MAN AND TECHNICAL SUPPORT HELPLINE

To: TechNICAL Support

Dear Sir,

Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 2.3,  Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected  :(

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run and nothing else.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!


Thanks,

Husband.

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[REPLY]

Dear  Husband,

This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software. 

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. 

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

 Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once  installed !!

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.  Look in your manual under "Worries Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).

You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this major IT problem of yours will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

 In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. 

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1, Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.

Note: Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With  Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

regards,

Tech Support.

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