I n t e l l i g e n c e Q u e s t
Q: Why have polar bears never eaten penguins?
A: Polar bears live on the north pole and Peguins live on the south pole
Q: What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath
Q: A farmer had seventeen sheeps, all but nine died, how
many did he have left?
A: 9 sheeps
Q: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest
mountain on Earth?
A: Mount Everest
Q: Schwarzenegger has big one, Michael J.fox has a small
one, madonna does not have one, the pope has one but does not use it. What
is it?
A: Surname!
Q: What is six inches long, has a head on it, and makes
women go wild?
A: Money
Q: Why is the prime minister not seen in the morning. A: Because he is pm not am.
What is the definition of cruelty? Going into a grave yard and singing : wake up its a beautiful morning !
Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.
Q: How does a dummy catch a rabbit?
A: He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
Q: How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
Q: A plane is flying from Canada to America and it crashes
on the border. What side will the survivors be buried on?
A: They didn't die, they were survivors
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